Who does everyone's hair in space?
A cosmo-tologist!
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?