Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Because she laid all the eggs!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?