Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why are English teachers so smart?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?