Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
Why do moms make good vintners?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?