Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Which subject has two parts?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do trees say when autumn comes?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?