How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How did the tree get lost?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?