Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?