Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?