Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?