What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How can you make 7 even?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do fairies always drink?