Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.