Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why are bakers so good at math?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do dogs run in circles?