My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?