What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
I've been baboonzled!
Why do cows wear bells?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?