What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?