Why did the student always get straight A's?
She did everything by the textbook.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?