Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?