Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do ants go to eat?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?