Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?