How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What words make the best athletes?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?