Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
What day never takes itself seriously?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do porcupines always win the game?