Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why do librarians never make plans?