What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Dove™ bars.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?