Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?