Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's red and smells like blue paint?