Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?