What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?