Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call an arctic cow?