What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What's a forklift?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?