What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call a dog in space?