Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?