What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
Which insect is the smartest?
What does an evil hen lay?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How do amoebas make calls?