What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?