What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Baa-nilla.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
It's Crowded!
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?