What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
How do automobiles fly?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?