What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?