What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What day of the week do chickens hide?