What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?