What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Mud pie.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Who does everyone's hair in space?