How do you wash a lamb?
In the baa-th tub!
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why was the bud so shy?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?