What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which animal is the most religious?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do farmers do on February 14th?