What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How did the tree feel in spring?