What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
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Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What animals make the best students?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are baseball games at night?