Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
There was no history class.
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?