Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's the loudest sport?