Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?