What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What is a spider's favorite book?