Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?