What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
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What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What sport do horses love to play?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What car does Yoda® drive?