Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why was the math book sad?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?